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yup, thats it.It's not good for your health
I know that you can change
So clear your head ang come round
You only have to open your eyes
You might just get a big surprise
And it may feel good and you might want to smile, smile, smile.
Don't you let your demons pull you down
'Cause you can have it all, you can have it all.
Don't know what you're waiting for
Your time is coming don't be late, hey hey
So come on
See the light on your face
Let it shine
Just let it shine
Let it shine.
yes. peter pan. awesome much? i know.
second thing is.. did you know when im thinking, im usually talking to myself?
i know.
its SO weird.
but but.. when i think, i think who can hear my thoughts..
and i'll be like "can anybody here me? you in white? or the red? HELLO!"
its a sad story..
hahahah buts its actually nice, if you know what i mean.
i just have an obsession with reading minds and stuff like that.
those "six-sense"
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH ABOUT//OUT ??
it would help if you told me. hahaha
guess what?
ji soo is coming with me to REDANG.
jebus, freak out. 6 days wei?!?!
im going diving! finally. but with my andrew =.=
tash, i wish you could come but school would have started for you.
but at least im going with you to kuantan kan?? WOOT.
excitement baby.
i just went on myspace. wow.
i havent been there in AGES.
faishal, if you read this... go on your myspace account. hahaha
now, i miss september.
i wish we could go back to september.
then back here again?
i wreck, never mind.
its not over, its never over.
crayons are nice but they really are bitches.
they say their like nice and colour shines blah blah blah BUT its always a false alarm.
if you're wondering, THIS IS A METAPHOR.
just like deana and here "pens". hahahahah
to deana : thanks for putting the THOMAS MACSETHF DANCE MUSIC VIDEO as vid of the week on your movie magic blog!
awesomeness.
i didnt know LiLo was short in cash. dayum!
i think i should go off now.
i need to actually study.
ive got physics exam on thursday and bio on friday.
dum dum dummm!!
i think you should call. or text. or something.
apologies are over rated from you.
specially when text-ed, it dont mean nothing.
when you mean it, ill believe it. when you text it, ill delete it.
youmakemeloveyou.
quoted by ashraf.
it took me awhile to get that.. like a minute repeating it over and over again? hahaha
yes. MILF.
MAZ INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE FESTIVAL.
wrong.
its suppose to me maz language arts festival.. but oh well.
it sounds cooler as milf. hahahahah :P
sayang is on his way to singapore. i think hes about to reach there d.. or hes either there.
hahahaha
he had to leave cause mama wanted to use his phone. damn.. sigh :P
hes not coming to school on monday! :(
anyway back to yesterday..
i made history for jade.
wanna know why? i'll tell you why.
picture me and sonia on the stage for the first time that evening.
we are soooooo nervous. like yeah. you'll see how much.
so there i was trying to talk out my lines which were not written down and were very last minute compared to the other lines.
other lines were written like a couple of hours just before the event?!?
seriously.
so that line was like 10-15 minutes before we were on stage. scary.
anywho..
there i was on the left hand side trying to mention :
its an language arts fest. therefore walkabout + stage one + winning entries in form 5 class room.
so theres sonia saying her lines not as bad as me.. then me.
"we want you to feel that festival mood.. therefore we'll like you to walkabout.. and er.... mm, er..... errr.."
*goes on for about 10 seconds - looks at sonia and continues to go "er.."*
and then....
best part.
me : "er......... oh shit. *gasp* im sorry!" -all said not so loud, i think.
yes. the audiences giggled... a little.
well better than nothing.
i thought it was pretty cool and funny. :P
oh god. we werent allowed to go anywhere so we (sonia and i) had to stand in out heels the whole time.
in the end, my feet hurt. like a lot hahahaha
i did my hair! it was damn nice at first, but due to the heat and everything..
it "deflated" earlier than it should had.. sad i know haha
faishal sayang, when are you gonna post of all of those amazing pictures?
you know i love you kan?
so you'll post them soon kan?
cause you know that WE are all waiting for them kan?
hahahahaha alll on you, poor you *COUGHCOUGHnotCOUGHCOUGH* :P
i think it is time to call london grandpapa and grandmama.
i miss them like crazy.
i miss london like holymofo.
question came to my mind.
chose a place you sound die to go.
like me, im dying to go to england. (but in winter, hopefully haha)
so.. got the place?
good.
now, would you lick an animal's ass (e.g. cat dog chicken cow monkey horse elephant ONLY) to get an all expenses paid flight and some extra shopping money to that place you wanna go to?
its a rather good question.
no. you cannot wash the bum or anything like that.
just get some random animal are lick its ass.
ewww. yet... hmmm.. hahahah :P
anybody else took pictures yesterday?
MRS CHEE! she has nice pics of sonia and i... and also with her :)
OH YEAH! JI SOO TOO! hahahahah
so man... to you all who were there yesterday..
did you know why mrs manjit was walking about the park alone?
she was secretly planting chillies on sticks in the park.
no kid. really..
because i heard that indians and some malays believe that when you do that, it helps not to rain.
AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT DIDNT.
freak out man. blew my mind hahaha
best thing :
it rained AFTER everything was cleared up. amazing.
it did drizzled in the beginning but thats all... the show must go on!
I DIDNT GET TO SEE NAHLA'S PERFORMANCE! i wanted to!
argh bummer. anyone recorded? hahaha :P
she looked damn awesome in her costume hahahah
ahmed said i look lik those girls in those game shows, spinning the wheel.
i found that so awesome, hhahahaha :D
today, i worked.
for a bitrthday party.
birthday girl is afifa. she turned 9, i think. HAHAH
shes arabian. er.. from lebonon BUT born in africa.
or was that her mom?
well i just know that her whole family is in africa.
she goes to the french school and she is soooooo pretty.
arabian + blue eyes + light brown/gold frizzy-ish hair.
wow ing.
her mum is gorgeous. and if you were a guy and there..
i swear you go crazy.
shes has like EVERYTHING. gosh, ill shut up now.
hahahaha
english book report is dur on monday.
im only half was through my book. this is horrible.
tomorrow i gonan read like ive just discovered something new and im about to get a grammy or some nobel thing?
hahaha good luck to me :P
oh yeah, what i wanted to say about the party today was that..
it was HSM themed.
now i was special song in my head.. not so special but fun. hahaha
"NANA-NANA.. NANA-NANA.. NA-NA-NAA.. OH YOU ARE THE MUSIC IN ME!"
hells yeah man.
the sharpay version. i like it. and i also liked that scene in the movie. gosh.
i still wanna watch the 3rd movie! gaah.
.... i think this has become a long post therefore i shall stop.
no colour too.. too much to look through and decided which to colour. hahahhaa
by the way, my 'rents read this blog.
FUCK YOU LAH. MY BLOG I SAY WHAT I WANT.
YOU DONT HAVE TO FUCKING READ IT. ITS MY PRIVACY..
FUCK YOU. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
im not saying it.
im writing it :)
FUCK YOU ALL, IM FUCKING GOING OFF. hahahaha
iloveyousayang :)
oh tashaaaaaaaaaa, better get the sheildtox ready cause jades going to bali with you!
(im not really sure why "the sheildtox"..)
well i am 80% sure. or 90%.. i donno.
i mean my mum did check out the price on the net, so im guessing thats a good thing rite?
hahahahah
OMGOMGOMG!
i cut my hair. haahha
check on my facebook pics with nahla.
she came over. we cam whored.
but we spent most of the time doing a video.. which turned out to be 2 mins. hahah :)
awesomeness.
we took like plenty of shots. trust me.
we didnt put one part which took us time to do..
we tore of pages which had a girl's face covering nearly the whole page, cut out the eyes and lips and yeah..
i think you can guess already. hahahahahaha
it was hilarious.
i had my own personal pizza today.
sounds so grand but no. its not. its 4 slices of pepporoni pizza.
YES. I DID.
i broke the meat fast.. a.k.a. THE VEGAN WEEK.
it is over..
i welcomed back meat with what-do-you-call-it-? ... MUTABAK?! hahahahahahahah. yeah.
plus dont forget the MUSHROOM SWISS BURGER FROM CHILLIS.. celebration.
yes omama. do feel bad for animals BUT i will try not to eat 'em so much.
i just cant survive without it.
i mean if i was born as a vegan, it wouldnt be so bad but hello, ive been eating eat for like 16 years minus 3?
so about 13 years of my life? hahahah
im laughing a lot. im trying not too.
im like typing lots of Hs and As but deleteing 'em.
DONT FORGET.. deana and omama...
gotta go to the mamak tomorrow (monday) to check if they have the book.
they said they wont check their CCTVs.
how cool is that? the freaking mamak has those and check out our school. (dont even talking about cempaka in this topic. they arent included. lol)
yada yada yada. i have to go shower now.
WASH MY NEW HAIR!
hahahha i just had to say that.
SHITHOLYMOFO! I BET YOU DIDNT KNOW THIS.. MY HAIR CUT WAS ONLY RM10..
BY THE DIRECTOR OF CUT ABOVE!
HOW SHIT AWESOME IS THAT???????
damn man. even my previous haircut was rm10 by a student BUT for CHARITY..
(please AWWW here.)
okay okay lah.
NAK TIDUR! last night i slept at 2 something and woke up at 9am!
i was like smsing tash at 1 ish.. then ahmad. ahmad waleed.
so.. random. hahaha hes funny :P
i k.o.-ed on him.. i told him goodnight but nooooooo hahaha
then woke up at 9am to get ready cause at 9.30 sharp we had to leave for b.s.c.
OMG DEANA. I JUST THOUGHT OF THE DUDE. hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.... etc etc x)
cant wait to blaber about him to you.. yes. to make you jealous thats all.
and to top it off, nahla will make you even more jealeous cause not only got to see him yesterday
BUT.. got in the same car with him. a person away from him..
yes. i was in between them. :P
JEBUS JADE. SHUT UP.
goodnight ya'll :D lol.
sayang,iloveyou :) youre coming back todaay! Still.. seeing you tomorrow!
You're gonna see my new bangs. Asian fusion yo :P
&& here is some pics of me and nahla.. and the link to the video too. watch it! :D
THOMAS MACSETHF'S DANCE (the music video)
Paging Leonidas To The Front Desk
Customer: “Look! My friend told me I could get this type of hammer at your store! Now go get it for me!”
Cashier: “Sir, I already told you… we don’t have ANY hammers back here that aren’t already stocked on the shelves.”
Customer: “LOOK HERE. F**K YOU! I KNOW YOU’RE TRYING TO SAVE MONEY BY SWITCHING OUT YOUR STOCKS! GET ME THIS HAMMER!”
(At this point, I come to the front of the store, overhearing what’s going on; note that I’m the manager.)
Me: “Is there a problem?”
Customer: “Yes sir! Your employee here is not doing what I tell her to!”
Me: “Well, you need to calm down and understand that we don’t have what you’re looking for. So maybe you should go back to shelves and check–”
Customer: “F**K THAT!!! IT’S NOT THERE, OKAY?! YOU NEED TO F**KING GET ME WHAT I ASK FOR!”
Me: “That’s it. Get out of my store.”
Customer: “What? NO!”
Me: “Sir, get out, or I have to take you out.”
Customer: “Then do it!”
(I go around the counter and approach the customer. I yank him by his collar & drag him to the door.)
Me: “Now, then… you wanna apologize and maybe come back in?”
Customer: “No! I just want my hammer! God, what is this madness?!”
Me: *puts the customer down*
Customer: *confused* “… What is it?”
(I turn back to the cashier, who nods in approval. I then turn back to face the customer.)
Me: “Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAAA!” *kicks customer out of store and slams door*
number two.
Prankin’ Like It’s 1929
Me: “Thank you for calling ***, how may I help you?”
Older caller: “Ma’am, do y’all sell olive oil?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am.”
Older caller: “But do you have it in a can?”
Me: “I’ve never seen one, but I know we have it in bottles of varying–”
Older caller: “Could you check for me?”
(I go down the aisle and sure enough, we carry massive 3-liter tin containers.)
Me: “Ma’am, sorry about the wait. But to answer your question, we do have it in large three-liter cans as well as bottles of varying size. If you want I can pull one off the shelf and hold it at the Service De–”
Older caller: “So you DO have olive oil in a can?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. Aisle four.”
Older caller: “WELL, YOU BETTER TELL HER THAT POPEYE’S LOOKIN’ FOR HER!” *hangs up*
number three.
That Hot Tub Had Better Be Filled With Spermicide
(A woman comes in walking with her daughter trailing behind her and cuts in front on several people.)
Customer: “Excuse me, but someone here yesterday told my 15 year old daughter she was pregnant and I would like to complain.”
Me: ”Ma’am, I can straighten this out. If you wouldn’t mind waiting in line, these people were–”
Customer: “This won’t take long. I just need you to apologize for lying!”
Me: “Ma’am, I didn’t diagnose your daughter so if–”
Customer: ”She can’t be pregnant, she’s 15 AND a virgin. She’s waiting until marriage so unless this is the immaculate conception, I’m going to need an apology.”
Me: ”Ma’am, like I said, I did not personally–”
Customer: ”How hard is it to get an apology here!?! YOU CANNOT JUST GO AROUND TELLING YOUNG GIRLS THEY ARE PREGNANT! THIS IS WHY THE TEEN PREGNANCY RATES ARE SO HIGH, YOU KNOW!
Me: ”Ma’am, it doesn’t quite work like that. Now, if you could just–”
Customer: ”All I want is an apology. My daughter has been traumatized!”
Me: ”Fine, I’ll call the doctor and I’ll see if he can speak to you for a moment.”
Customer: ”Tell him to get his butt down here right away, too. My daughter had to leave her boyfriend in the hot tub!”
number four.
He Who Eats Less, Laughs Best
(While I’m working, I see this teenage girl pull up in an really nice car. With her orange spray tan and expensive clothing, I could tell it would be interesting.)
Me: “Hey, what could I get for you today?”
Customer: “You’re going to make me a non-fat shake with non-fat mix, non-fat milk and non-fat chocolate.
Me: “Oh, Ok…I’ll have that done for you in just a second.”
(Right before I start to blend the shake, she speaks up:)
Customer: “So since you work here, do you eat a lot of ice cream?”
Me: “Well, I suppose I eat enough to be able to recommend stuff to customers….”
Customer: “Well, you just look like you eat a lot of ice cream. You might want to quit your job before you get too fat.”
Me: “Thanks for that advice.”
(While my coworker rings her up, I proceed to add 5 pumps of chocolate syrup, extra chocolate chips, and tons of extra ingredients to her shake, putting it up to a total of about 4,000 calories.)
Customer: *taking a drink* “At least you can make a decent shake.”
number five.
Fighting Ignorance With Ignorance
(A customer walks up to the counter where we have LGBT books up for Pride month.)
Customer: “What the h***! Why are you guys showing off all these hommasesual books?”
Me: “Homma what?”
Customer: “Hommasesual books… you know, dudes with other dudes and stuff. You should be ashamed.”
Me: “I still don’t understand. I have no idea what a hommasesual is or ‘dudes with other dudes.’ I’m not sure what that means.”
Customer: ”Oh, you all are a bunch of f**s here!”
Coworker: “What, you’re looking for bags?”
Customer: *gets fed up and leaves*
number six.
That’s One Small Kneeprint For Man
(I was in a record store and I overheard this conversation.)
Customer: “Hi, I’m looking for a gift for my dad. He likes jazz - who do you recommend?”
Clerk: “Well, Louis Armstrong is pretty popular.”
Customer: “Louis Armstrong? Isn’t he the astronaut? He’s like the first guy to walk on the moon.”
Clerk: “No, no, you’re thinking Neil.”
Customer: “Fine, whatever, the first guy to kneel on the moon.”
number seven.
This Quote Brought To You By The Number TWO
Customer: *on the phone* “I know you aren’t tech support, but I have an easy
question.”
Me: “Ok…”
Customer: “How do you make the @ symbol…you know, for the email?”
Me: “You hold the shift key and press 2.”
Customer: “Won’t that just make a capital 2?”
Me: “…”
number eight.
You’re Only As Old As You Act
(An elderly woman well into her 70s comes through the check-out line with a single bottle of wine. I start to scan the bottle through.)
Customer: “Wait! Aren’t you going to check my ID?”
Me: “Er, no, ma’am, I don’t think it’s really necessary…”
Customer: “Well, that’s no good! You should check all ID if you’re selling alcohol.”
Me: “Well, okay. May I see your ID, please?”
(She hands over an ID card that is obviously fake.)
Me: “…ma’am, this card says you’re seventeen.”
Customer: “Oh, dear! You’ve caught me! I’m much too young to be buying this! It’s a good thing you were checking IDs. I’d better just go now! *skips out the door*
Me: “…”
Customer: “I want to see that brooch.”
Me: “Here it is–”
Customer: “How much is it?”
Me: “Well, it’s–”
Customer: “You don’t need to know where I get my money from!”
Me: “Oh, okay. Well, it costs–”
Customer: “I’m on a disability pension.”
Me: “It costs thirty–”
Customer: “And it’s none of your business why!”
Me: “Thirty five dol–”
Customer: “I had an accident and broke my leg.”
Me: “…”
Customer: “Do you want to know why I’m buying this?”
Me: “Umm… no, it’s okay.”
Customer: “BECAUSE GREEN IS MY FAVORITE COLOR!”
number nine.
Big Lies Are Better Than Small Ones
(Often I enter the beer cooler with shorts, a t-shirt and some rubber-hand work gloves on.)
Me: *walks out of the cooler*
Customer: “Are you f***ing insane? It’s freezing in there.
Me: “I don’t mind it.”
Customer: “That’s bulls***! You know it’s cold. Why would you lie to me?”
Me: “Excuse me? I’m pretty sure I know my own tolerance and I’m working so I get a bit warm, even in there.”
Customer: “WARM!? In a COOLER!? You’re a G**D*** LIAR! How can you be WARM in THERE!”
Me: “I’m Canadian, and ever since my igloo melted I only feel at home in there.”
Customer: “Oh, I didn’t know. I’m sorry for your loss.”
number ten.
Like, OMG, You’re Stupid
(I’m a desk assistant at a college dorm. One day, these two giggly freshman girls come up to me.)
Girl #1: “Ummm… can we, like, borrow your phonebook?”
Me: “Sure thing.”
Girl #1: *flips through the book, looking completely dumbfounded*
Me: “Need help finding something?”
Girl #2: *whispers* “Jason’s is under ‘J’.”
Girl #1: *whispers back* “I know, but sometimes I forget the alphabet…”
Girl #2: “OmiGAWD me too!” *giggle giggle*
(I grab the phonebook and look up their listing.)
Me: “Here–Jason’s.”
Girl #1: “Oh my GAWD thank you! They should really have a college course for, like, phone books! I’m not from this town, so, ya know…”
... damn. that was good. ahahahahahahah :D
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