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Sunday, May 24, 2009
did you know that there were so many sex positions?like more than you think?
theres like more than a hundred.
okay so i took a quiz on facebook. "what sex position are you?"
i turned out as the butterfly. head of the butterfly position.
so i googled it. hahaha cause i had no idea what a butterfly position was.
turns out... it looks... rather.. er...
nice? AHAHAHAHA
i mean as in... argh, so see! :P
i censored her boobs myself :P lollollol.now, some comments..
im sorry they are small. you have to click on them to enlarge them..
something is wrong with my blogger thingy today..
but i think the naming of sex positions have gone crazy.
example.. the Missionary.
the Missionary, everyone knows it. its the basic of all sex position.
so you know the girls legs are like spread out rite? and on the bed/floor/whatever.
BUT if the girls like are straight up, position changed.
its called the Victory.
you see what i mean?!
legs up = name one.
legs down = name two.
girl up = name one.
girl down = name two.
etc etc etc.
gosh!
and.. under the "doggie" family.. theres a sex position called.. TURTLE.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahha.
i found that pretty hilarious.
OMG SHIT! THERES EVEN A KNELLING MISSIONARY.
WOW. and a standing missionary.. why am i not surprised? :P
OH OH! THE LOTUS!
thats the position in Heroes season one i think.
when that lady with the son changes personality and has sex with the that guy who can fly.
you know what im talking about Heroes fans?
okay. looking at the sides of this very informative webpage.. are products.
theres this one which is like a "torch light"
but instead of a bulb/light... theres a fake vegina. wow.
and get this.
theres two types, the virgin and the non virgin.
HAHAHAHAHA. WOW. THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE PRODUCTS.
this website is really the bomb.
i mean they even have 3D ANIMATION.
cause i dont you would understand what they mean in words if they tried describing how to do the position in words..
you know?
the term Golden Showers = getting peed on.
wow, again.
there are about 15 techniques on penis massaging. aka, hand jobs.
hahaha :P
oh oh!
" The main reason a woman should masturbate is because it feels good. Women with strong sex drives may masturbate frequently, but a woman should not forgo masturbating just because she does not have a strong sex drive. Even if she has no desire for partner sex, she should still enjoy giving herself pleasure. The fact that pre-adolescent girls masturbate proves that hormonally induced sex drives are not the only reason to masturbate; young girls do it for no other reason than it feels good. There is nothing wrong with a woman giving herself pleasure on a daily basis, or as often as she desires. "
i know whats a 69.. but 68? 80?
hahahaha WOW! sorry, but this is all pretty new..
VOCABULARY. - for me.
68: slang for "you do me and I'll owe you one"
69: mutual oral sex where the partners lie with their genitals facing each others mouths
80: slang for a threesome
69: mutual oral sex where the partners lie with their genitals facing each others mouths
80: slang for a threesome
ac/dc: Bisexual
active (partner): the aggressive sexual partner
agate: a small penis
analingus: stimulation of the anus with the mouth
angel: male who pays for sexual acts
areola: the dark red or light brown ring of skin surrounding the nipple
around the world: The act of kissing the entire body as a prelude to sex
auntie: an aging male homosexual ( AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA )
auto-eroticism: masturbation
auto-fellatio: performing fellatio on ones own penis
auto-sadism: an act whereby one inflicts pain on oneself
auxiliary intercourse: Sexual climax achieved by moving the erect penis back
and forth in the armpit
active (partner): the aggressive sexual partner
agate: a small penis
analingus: stimulation of the anus with the mouth
angel: male who pays for sexual acts
areola: the dark red or light brown ring of skin surrounding the nipple
around the world: The act of kissing the entire body as a prelude to sex
auntie: an aging male homosexual ( AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA )
auto-eroticism: masturbation
auto-fellatio: performing fellatio on ones own penis
auto-sadism: an act whereby one inflicts pain on oneself
auxiliary intercourse: Sexual climax achieved by moving the erect penis back
and forth in the armpit
back scuttle: Perform anal intercourse
beef curtain: the vulva
bestiality: sex with animals
beating off: male masturbation
blue balls: Severe need for a male to experience sexual orgasm, symptoms include cramps, pain or swelling in the scrotum, and irritability
brownie queen: Passive partner in anal intercourse
bugger: to perform anal sex, often refering to sex with animals or minors (AHAHA TASH, YOU BUGGER!)
bull dyke: masculine female homosexual
beef curtain: the vulva
bestiality: sex with animals
beating off: male masturbation
blue balls: Severe need for a male to experience sexual orgasm, symptoms include cramps, pain or swelling in the scrotum, and irritability
brownie queen: Passive partner in anal intercourse
bugger: to perform anal sex, often refering to sex with animals or minors (AHAHA TASH, YOU BUGGER!)
bull dyke: masculine female homosexual
castration: removal of the male genitals by a surgical operation
cherry: imaginary unbroken genital seal or object of a virgin woman (POP THE CHERRY!)
clitoris: the most sensitive external female sex organ (i didnt know its the MOST)
closet queen: a male homosexual who hides his desires for other men
cockteaser: one who excites a male without carrying on to actual sexual relations
coitus: sexual intercourse
coitus in ano: anal intercourse
coitus interruptus: withdrawal of the penis prior to ejaculation
cold: unresponsive to sexual relations
cornhole: anus
corona: rim of flesh which forms the base of the head of the penis
crabs: lice which infect the pubic area of the body (ohmygod.)
cunnilingus: stimulation of the vulva with the mouth
cherry: imaginary unbroken genital seal or object of a virgin woman (POP THE CHERRY!)
clitoris: the most sensitive external female sex organ (i didnt know its the MOST)
closet queen: a male homosexual who hides his desires for other men
cockteaser: one who excites a male without carrying on to actual sexual relations
coitus: sexual intercourse
coitus in ano: anal intercourse
coitus interruptus: withdrawal of the penis prior to ejaculation
cold: unresponsive to sexual relations
cornhole: anus
corona: rim of flesh which forms the base of the head of the penis
crabs: lice which infect the pubic area of the body (ohmygod.)
cunnilingus: stimulation of the vulva with the mouth
NOTE : CUNNILINGUS is also sex position. like a category. theres so many ways/techniques under it..
ENOUGH.
a, b, and c.. are like so much already.
can you imagine another 23 alphabets?! like whoa.
did you know..
.. ice lemon tea has more calories than coke?
.. i think the butterfly position seems a good position to lose your virginity?
hahahahaha. yeah..
i mean its not so common as the missionary.
that position has been here since like the presence of adam and eve.. ?
.. a guy called jason jenning just added me on facebook.
oh, he looks pretty cute. hahahah :P
i think deana will fancy him.
i mean his hair :P looks like my bro's.. which i styled by the way! hahaha
oh oh! hes a swimmer.. from gis!
.... wawaweewa.
i er... i have to go now... :)
xoxo